So drunk, too bad you don't want this
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Watching her eat just hurts me
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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