she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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