Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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