I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
This is my gift to your gina
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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