are you still at the devil's house?
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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