this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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