are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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