honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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