I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
should my penis look like a turkey
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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