No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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