SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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