I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
you never un-have a 4some
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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