Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
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