I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
