WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I'm bleeding and have questions
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