So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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