craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
The feeling are messing with the penis
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
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