i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
i used baking grease as lip gloss
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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