wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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