Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Randomize
