We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Randomize
