big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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