How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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