The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
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