hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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