I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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