all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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