eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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