It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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