he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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