Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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