is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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