Kiss
Puke
I have demons in me.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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