Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
