He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
the day after is always just damage control
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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