Grow some girl-balls and come out already
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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