sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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