I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
she peed on how many people?
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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