He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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