Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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