In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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