"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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