Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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