I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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