I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize