What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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