you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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