They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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