Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
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