How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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