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For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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