I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
oh god the rape fog is back!
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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