I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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