I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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