Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
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