I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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