I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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