I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize